jewish tallit, prayer shawls, menorah,shofar, mezuzah

A wealthy Jewish man buys a fabulous home in Beverly Hills, California.

He brings in a local designer to decorate the place. When the job is
finished, the homeowner is delighted but realizes that he's forgotten to put mezuzahs
on the doors.

He goes out and buys 50 mezuzahs and asks the decorator, who is non-Jewish,
to place them on the right hand side of each door except bathrooms and
kitchens.

He's really worried that the decorator will chip the paint work or won't put
them up correctly.

However, when he comes back a few hours later, he sees that the job has been
carried out to his entire satisfaction. He's so pleased that he gives the decorator
a bonus.

As the decorator is walking out of the door he says, "Glad you're happy with
the job..." "By the way, I took out the warranties in each one and left them on the
table for you."